When I am the King of the World

I'll be remembered for something interesting in the history books
For having the largest harem ever
A Harem of ninja women
They can double as my secret police
I'm told every good dictatorship needs a secret police

No one can drive anymore
Public Transportation for all
This whole road rage thing out the window
I'll make parking tickets obsolete
And the upper classes ride greyhound busses

And airplanes will be banned
All air travel will be done with giant cannons
That shoot people across the world
Airports will now be giant nets to catch flying people

All technological resources
Will now focus on mini-jet packs
So my monkey friends can fly

All biological resources will go into
Giant flying predators
That eat humans
This overpopulation problem must end somehow
One day you'll be walking down the street talking to your friend
Next thing you know, he'll be carried off in the gaping maw
Of my human killers

Everyone will be happy
Cause they'll be doped up
On one drug or another
Hell, we're half way there

No more suburbs
And no more Microsoft
And no more Education based on capitalist gains
It's all non-profit from here on out

And we're gonna save the world before we're fucked
No more moving to mars
No more colonizing the moon
No more Astral Club Med for the rich people
This toilet earth isn't turning into a ball of polluted crap while I'm around

And I'll live underwater
In a giant glass submarine
And let the silence of the water lull me to sleep
And no more killing whales
What the fuck?

No more bullet proof glass
If you don't want to die
Don't put yourself in a position to

And I'll ride around in one of those little Shriner cars
With a big target on my head

I'll wear a jacket full of dynamite
And give everybody a detonator
That's what I call trust

No more cell phones
And any other electronic leashes
I'm tired of hearing them ringing
When I'm trying to imagine the world without them

And we'll throw rocks at the sky
On June 18th
From now on, it's the official throw rocks at the sky day
Until the last satellite falls destroyed
And burns up in the atmosphere
And we'll blow up those giant antenna's that destroy
The skyline at night

We'll launch Florida into the ocean
I don't want to hear about it anymore

We'll make all the meat eaters
Kill their animal with just a rock
Before they have their steak
So they can realize what they're doing

And we'll phase out anger
Instead use love
Just kidding
That's hippie talk